A strange dream

Yesterday night, I had a very strange dream. I dreamt that a golden buddha was sitting under a banyan tree in one of Ho Bee's development - Dakota residences. A booming voice echoed around me and strange as it may seem, the voice sounds very familiar.



I nearly pee-ed in my pants when the golden buddha opened his palms, as if to squeeze me like those shortists who had the impunity to short noble. The golden buddha smiled, the first time since I met him, then said to me (again, in a booming voice that sounds very familiar),

"Sieow eh, relax lah. Go read this, you sure huat one"

The tension in me eases off. What could this golden buddha, whose voice is so familiar to me, possibly ask me to do? Perhaps it could be 4 numbers to win $120 from beh pio like noob? Or maybe it is a soccer tip by cookieguy? My mind is almost delirious with joy - ah, must be a hot investment tip from musicwhiz!

I'm was wiping the saliva that was drooling from my wide open mouth when the golden one pushes his palm nearer to my face so that I can see what is written on it:





That was when I was jolted out of bed.

Ah ha! A divine intervention, a heavenly mandate! I quickly scribbled what I saw on the golden one's palm on a piece of paper and proceeded to type out this blog article. I'm quite sure that those who attend this dim sum brunch will huat in 2009 and laugh like him all the way to the bank, so please do attend. You can either send me a email or just post a comment down this post to confirm your attendance.

Alamak! I struck my forehead in realisation - the voice that is so familiar is that of dream, how could I not realise that earlier?!


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So far those confirmed:

1. LP
2. Jade (my gf)
3. Elaine (+ 2 boys)
4. Createwealth8888
5. V
6. Dream
7. Patrick Ho
8. Cheng
9. Akatsuki
10. Lumiere
11. San
12. Neophyte
13. Derek
14. Sharon (dream's wife)
15. KK
16. Gohsip
17. R
18. Jas

Total: 18 adults + 2 kids

Invitation is closed at 2359 on 23rd December 2008. If you're name is not inside, do contact me, I'll see what I can do about it.